Thou knowest me best, oh Internet.

There's a quiz, it's available at Quiz Galaxy. I was really hoping for something sensuous, maybe humourous or even just down and dirty, spot-on. Nope. I tried my full name:

My full name -- [noun]: A deadly strain of projectile vomit 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

and then out of dissatisfaction tried the shorter name I prefer to be called:

My preferred name -- [noun]: A real life terminator 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Bah humbug! I'm not that much of a hardass, am I?

[aside] Mwah ha! This may actually incite some comments from my numerous readers. Oh who am I kidding, I don't have readers.[/aside]

Added later:
Aha! I tried my preferred name with no last name and finally came up with an appropriate definition. See what you think:

Just me -- [noun]: A dance involving little to no clothing 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com